23rd over - WICKET - McLaren c Collingwood b Anderson 0 (SA 78-6)
That's a four-for for Jimmy, McLaren slashing at a full-pitched delivery and sticking the ball straight down Collingwood's gullet at backward-point. There was more chance of the Pope signing to fight Manny Pacquiao next summer than Colly dropping that one. Good jab though, Benedict. Four wickets for three runs in five overs from Anderson... one day he's Bang and Olufsen, the next he's Matsui... "Rumours are that David Beckham went to a voodoo priest stating that he would do anything to ensure he got in the World Cup squad. The priest then responded by stating that for such a big and unlikely event to come true, he would be required to give up a key worldly possession (his sponsorship) by sporting a silly beard, and furthermore, in order for him to be granted such good fortune, several other of his fellow sponsorees would need to suffer equal and opposite bad fortune - hence RF, AA, TH and TW."
Duncan, in Leeds in the TMS inbox22nd over - 78-5 That's a maiden over from Bresnan, who's keeping these Saffer batsmen very honest. Not doing much, just ploughing a nice line and length. Inspired bowling change from Strauss in that last over, I'd like to muss up his hair. Denman - has there been a better display by a horse in the last 10 years?

21st over - WICKET - Boucher b Anderson 13 (SA 78-5)
Anderson back on, and that's a dreamy stop from Pietersen off Petersen in the covers to prevent a run. Oh my giddy aunt, Anderson's made Boucher look like an absolute lemon, pitching the ball on middle and ripping out his off-peg. England are loving it, loving it, loving it, loving it like this. 20th over - 77-4 Not a bad lbw shout from Bresnan, the ball nipping back off the seam and hitting Boucher just above the knee roll. Bresnan proving to be a bit of a handful here, that's four dots... make that five... make that six... "Greetings from Zagreb! Tell the Aussie I get the same feeling when his lot are playing South Africa. Come to think of it, if North Korea played cricket I'd support them against Oz."
John Cameron in the TMS inbox19th over - 77-4 That is peche de la peche de la peche from Petersen, who puts me in mind of Steve Waugh - Broad too straight and Petersen whips him through mid-wicket for four. If that stroke was a woman, I'd give it fifty quid, send it Up West and tell it to get itself something nice... and tight... "Last night I dreamt about this upcoming match and De Villiers hit a world record 312 with a total of 91 sixes. My dream maths aren't very strong. South Africa's total was 456 in the end. I didn't get to England's reply. However, I did learn that Geoffrey Boycott's dog was called Pepe Reina."
Tom Rosenthal (London) in the TMS inbox18th over - 73-4 Lamb bhuna last night, terrible wind. Bresnan onto Boucher's pads and he's turned away for one before Petersen tucks Bresnan off his legs for one of his own. "Reasons to be cheerful: 'Broady getting smith out, Anderson a two shout, AB gone in some doubt, one, two, three'."
Mark in Newmarket in the TMS inbox17th over - 71-4 Savage from Boucher, Wright offering him width and the South Africa wicketkeeper slapping him through backward-point for four... and again... small man Boucher, but he cuts like a ruddy lunatic. "According to some German scientist, using the Mosteller formula, a 175cm man weighing 75kg would need at least an extra 573kg of fat to ensure he had sufficient surface area to prevent a bullet from harming his internal organs."

Live - South Africa v England

Fourth one-day international, Port Elizabeth:

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By Ben Dirs

SOUTH AFRICA INNINGS

"He has pace and he has power, 99 miles an hour, see the Saffer batsmen cower, bring on Jimmy A (tune of Men of Harlech)."
Lamb in the TMS inbox25th over - 82-6
That stays low from Anderson, and Botha almost gets caught out trying to drive on the back foot. Three singles from that over though, although Jimmy could bowl out his 10 overs in this spell.24th over - 79-6
The crowd in Port Elizabeth are either all deaf and blind or they couldn't give a monkey's whether their boys take one hell of a beating or not, they're celebrating like it's Eid, Christmas, Hanukah and Freddie Mercury's 30th birthday all rolled into one. Manful from Bresnan, just one from the over from Petersen...

TIGER WOODS' MAJORS

• Masters: 1997, 2001, 2002, 2005
• US Open: 2000, 2002, 2008
• The Open: 2000, 2005, 2006
• USPGA: 1999, 2000, 2006, 2007

With his major tally at eight, Woods remodelled his swing, leading to accusations of a slump in his game as he remained without a major win until the 2005 Masters, his fourth victory at Augusta.

In the meantime, Woods married Swedish girlfriend Elin Nordegren, who he met during the 2001 Open Championship.

With his 'MkII swing', Woods went on to capture the Open at St Andrews in 2005, but he missed the first cut in 38 majors as a professional at the US Open in June 2006 after a nine-week lay-off following the death of his father and mentor Earl.

Amid emotional scenes a month later, Woods broke down in tears as he clinched the Open Championship at Hoylake and immediately dedicated the win to his father.

"I just miss my dad so much. I wish he could have been here to witness this," he said at the time.

"He enjoyed watching me grind out major wins and this would have brought a smile to his face."

Less than 24 hours after finishing second at the 2006 US Open, Woods's wife gave birth to the couple's first child, daughter Sam Alexis, and he went on to win the USPGA again two months later.

He took his major haul to 13 wins after victory at the USPGA in 2007, maintaining his record of never having lost a major when leading heading into the final round.

But 2008 was to mark a period of anguish and uncertainty for Woods, though it also further added to his legend.